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Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."
Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?"
The father explained, "Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love..."
Then little Johnny said, "But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you."
The father was rather confused with his son's statement since he had personally never experienced this as of late. "I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?"
Little Johnny replied, "Well, sometimes when Mommy is still playing in bed with the neighbor, and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!!'"
oooh, busted!!! lol.
Johnny, what a blabber mouth. LOL
Oh no! That's terrible. Another reason not to have kids. jkjk
That's what the bitch gets!
Yikes.
oh! no!